Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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