My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
