you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She told me I should be a condom model.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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