Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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