Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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