I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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