when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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