they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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