why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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