mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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