i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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