I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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