You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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