haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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