Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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