Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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