Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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