3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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