R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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