I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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