I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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