I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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