Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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