Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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