So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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