Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So much rum. So many feels.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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