That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
