goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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