But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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