On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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