what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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