is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wish i was in the wii world.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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