Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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