Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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