Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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