He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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