Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
me + whiskey = a bad person
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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