That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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