And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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