What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
