No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm having to shit out rocks
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