I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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