The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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