a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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