We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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