this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
