I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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