You're so nebulous sometimes
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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