he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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