if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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