Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
not ubering you a puppy
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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