their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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