Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
the day after is always just damage control
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
